The ManCard. It's handed to every man at birth (OK, maybe not Richard Simmons) and every day our actions, manly or not so manly, determines its strength. It starts at 100 and can go up or down on a daily basis.

For example, did you forgo a Sunday full of NFL games to do yard work? Did you go tanning today? Either way, you lose ManCard points. On the other hand, did you bowl a 300 or drive a vehicle with a Hemi? If so, your ManCard points increased.

On this page we will track the ManCard scores of Matt Cooper, Brother Rob and Funk. We'll also continue to add to the list of deductions and strengtheners. We welcome your contributions and suggestions. Just drop us an email.

Brother Rob ManCard Score - 147

-15  for watching all 3 Twilight movies.
-4    for having "Kokomo" by the Beach Boys on his iPod.

+25 for bowling a 300.
+15 for playing Minor Leage Baseball (Single A - Co. Rockies).
+15 for public sex.
+5   for raising his own kids.
+3   for driving a truck with a Hemi.
+3   for bashing Funk on the show.

Matt Cooper ManCard Score - 81

-10  for watching 2 episodes of Glee.
-5    for watching a Twilight movie.
-4    for having "Kokomo" by the Beach Boys on his iPod.
-2    for also knowing the lyrics to "Kokomo" by the Beach Boys.
-1    for breaking out into spontaneous dance moves.

+3   for bashing Funk on the show. 

Funk ManCard Score - 66

-10  for getting a Mani-Pedi.
-7    for driving a Kia Rio.
-5    for watching a Twilight movie.
-5    for watching Figure Skating.
-5    for wearing Sketchers Shape-Ups.
-2    for drinking Vodka Cranberry's.


Lose ManCard Points, You Pussy.

Watching Glee
Watching Twilight Movies
Reading Twilight Books
Wearing Sketchers Shape-Ups
Drinking Vodka Cranberry's
"Kokomo" by the Beach Boys is on your iPod
Knowing the lyrics to "Kokomo" by the Beach Boys
Watching the movie Cocktail featuring the song "Kokomo" by the Beach Boys
Having a Threesome with 2 guys and 1 girl
Watching Figure Skating
Driving a Kia Rio
Carrying your wife or girlfriends purse
Carrying a man-purse or murse
Getting a Mani-Pedi
Going to a Tanning Salon
Cross Dressing
Using an Umbrella in the rain
Ordering a Salad at a Steak house
Choosing Dance Dance Revolution over Rock Band or Guitar Hero
Ordering a Bud Light or Pabst Blue Ribbon at an Irish Pub
Choosing yard work over a Sunday full of NFL games
Not knowing what Vivid Video is
Breaking out into spontaneous dance moves
Cranking "With Arms Wide Open" by Creed in the car

Earn ManCard Points, You MAN!

Having sex with 2 or more women
Bashing Funk on the show
Cutting off your own cast with a pocket knife
Bowling a 300 (REAL bowling, not on the Wii)
Sinking a Hole in One on the golf course
Playing Minor League Baseball
Driving a truck with a Hemi
Smoking a Cigar
Big Game Hunting
Clogging the toilet with a missive duece or Bono
Changing your own oil
Having the ability to grow a full beard
Raising your own kids
Having sex in public
Getting head while driving